WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



ray winstone 11:48 Wed Aug 21
Great lines/lyrics....
A couple of my favourites....

Counting Crows

Yeah, well I already got my disease
So take your fucking filthy hands off of me
Well I hope you weren't expecting me to be crucified
The best that they can do is just to hang me from the nearest tree....




Del Amitri

And I don't wanna possess you, and I don't wanna take his place
But I don't wanna see my last few pleasures written all over his face

Replies - In Chronological Order (Show Newest Messages First)

Side of Ham 11:55 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
Queens Of The Stone Age - Go With The Flow

I need something good to die for,
To make it beautiful to live.

Far Cough 11:56 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
Shadup ya face - Joe Dolce

mallard 11:57 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
Rubin could take a man out with just one punch
But he never did like to talk about it all that much
It's my work, he'd say, and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice
And ride a horse along a trail
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse

Darlo Debs 12:00 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
From.All.Gone Away - The Style Council

......and somewhere the party never ends, and greedy hands run together again, shipping out the profits that they've stolen.


Space Neighbourhood....
At 666 there lives a Mr Miller, H'e's a local vicar and a serial.killer

Darlo Debs 12:01 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
*rub together again

chim chim cha boo 12:05 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
It's a funny bit of chemistry
How a cool car makes a guy seem that much cooler.
And it's worth noting that throughout history
Kids are coming round the corner
To a multitude of casualties.

White Pony 12:08 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
So, thanks ... for the trouble you took
from her eyes
I thought it was there, for good
so I never tried

Written by L.Cohen

, 12:10 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
For me this is pure genius;

Our Father
Who art in Hendon
Harrow Road be Thy name
Thy Kingston come
Thy Wimbledon
In Erith as it is in Hendon
Give us this day our Berkhampstead
And forgive us our Westminsters
As we forgive those who Westminster against us
Lead us not into Temple Station
And deliver us from Ealing
For thine is the Kingston
The Purley and the Crawley
For Iver and Iver
Crouch End

White Pony 12:11 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
You know you can't hold me forever
I didn't sign up for you
I'm not a present for your friends to open
This boy's too young to be singing the blues.

By Mr Bernie TAUPIN

Far Cough 12:11 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
Gotta love Ian

ChillTheKeel 12:14 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
Elvis was a hero to most
But he never meant shit to me you see
Straight up racist that sucker was
Simple and plain
Mother fuck him and John Wayne

chim chim cha boo 12:19 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
Suddenly the guy with the eye-patch arrives
He was dripping wet with gin-fizz
He was half-dead and dynamite.
With the needle-marked arms like some singer in a Bronx band
Big straw hat and a liquid orange suntan.
Cooled himself off with a Japanese hand-fan
Motioned for silence, and then he began...

He said,

You know this clown they're callin' Nightclub Dwytte?
He's got a place called The Nice Nice that he won rolling dice, dice.
Dwytte likes to party, likes roaming the foam
Now Dwytte's never home now that Dwytte's got a Jones.
Dwytte was pretty nice when he took out that loan from us
Now Dwytte don't got the courtesy to pick the phone for us.

He leaned in close, he made a joke and then he spoke,
He said:

' I WANT NIGHTCLUB DWYTTE DEAD IN HIS GRAVE
I WANT THE NICE NICE UP IN BLAZES'

Takashi Miike 12:20 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
Van Gogh did some eyeball pleasers.
He must have been a pencil squeezer.
He didn't do the Mona Lisa,
That was an Italian geezer.

There ain't half been some clever bastards
(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)
There ain't half been some clever bas-tards.

Takashi Miike 12:23 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
Ginger and jack and four or five feminax.
Psycho eyes and a stovepipe hat. a ray of light in white rayon slacks.
We got cracked. shoes and socks baby. socks and shoes.
We spent the night last night in Newport News.
This chick she looked just like Elizabeth Shue.
We got bruised.

She said my name is Steve Perry but people call me Circuit City.
I'm so well connected. my UPC is dialed into the system.
She said my name's Neil Schon but some people call me Nina Simone.
Some people call me Andre Cymone.
I've survived the eighties one time already.
And I don't recall them all that fondly.

zebthecat 12:28 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
You can't run a country by a book of religion
Not by a heap or a lump or a smidgen
Of foolish rules of ancient date
Designed to make you all feel great
While you fold, spindle and mutilate
Those unbelievers from a neighboring state

TO ARMS! TO ARMS! Hooray! That's great
Two legs ain't bad unless there's a crate
They ship the parts to mama in
For souvenirs: two ears - Get Down!
Not his, not hers, but what the hey?
The Good Book says: "It's gotta be that way!"
But their book says: "REVENGE THE CRUSADES!!!!..."

With whips an' chains an' hand grenades..."
TWO ARMS? TWO ARMS? Have another and another
Our God says: "There ain't no other!"
Our God says: "It's all okay!"
Our God says: "This is the way!"
It says in the book: "Burn and destroy....."
An' repent, an' redeem, an' revenge, an' deploy
An' rumble thee forth to the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
Cause they don't go for what's in the Book
An' that makes 'em BAD
So All, verily we must choppeth them up
Or stompeth them down
Or rent a nice French bomb
Ssssssssss........ to poof them out of existence
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again for temples in which to praise OUR GOD
"Cause He can really take care of business!"

Takashi Miike 12:38 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
And it's strange to watch the things we had all fade away
It all seemed so certain, it all seemed so permanent
And I'm sure no one else suspected anything was wrong
It all seemed so perfect; our house was built on good intentions
Promise not to see it end this way
So unsure of what remains at home
Nothing left in common
We faced up to all the fears, it's time for consequences

It's gone and I can't find it
You're gone and I can't fight it

Divvied up the friendships that we used to share
Try and understand me if I stumble now and then
Some miscommunication stood between both you and I
You made your decision, here's hoping it's the right one
But God knows this decision you can change
And I can never hold you down again this I understand
So please forgive the tears there's no turning back

It's gone and I can't find it
You're gone and I can't fight it

Mr Logic 12:50 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you
I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial

Zappa

El Scorchio 12:55 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
I want to be
Where the cunts like me
Are buried six feet underground

only1billybonds 1:05 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
A couple if gems form the pen of Springsteen.

Together Wendy we can live with the sadnes.
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul.



She sits on the porch of her Daddy's house
And all her pretty dreams are torn.
She stares off alone in to the night
With the eyes of one who hates being born.


I must say i felt a little uneasy when she bent down to tie the laces of my shoes.


We all know that was fuck all to do with footwear Mr Zimmerman.

joe royal 1:15 Wed Aug 21
Re: Great lines/lyrics....
So give me all your poison
And give me all your pills
And give me all your hopeless hearts
And make me ill
You're running after something
That you'll never kill
If this is what you want
Then fire at will.

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